Why Don't I understand? and What’s
it all about?
I write a joke a song a poem and nothing changes
in the world, or is it that the change is so small or so far away that it just
does not register with me? Perhaps things do change for others who maybe are in
greater need of a change.
I throw a buck or two or twenty or two hundred
into the lottery draws each and every week hoping/planning to get rich and have
an early retirement. I've often been asked, what would I do if I ever did win
it all? I always answer, buy a Brand new bed and just sleep for a while, turn
off the lights, unplug the phone and computer and have me a proper week or two
of just solid sleeps.
Why is it so damn important to you for me to love
your pets too?????
I have not had a pet in my life for many years
now and I am doing just fine. So I don't want you to bring your smelly dogs
over to my place, you're gonna tell me, "if my dogs aren’t welcome well neither am I" That is right, YOUR PETS ARE NOT WELCOME! And if that means you're staying
away too then so be it.
Hecklers????? Who are they? Where are they from? And
where are they going to be next?
I'm starting up a new weekly comedy show that is
for an Audience that is ONLY interested in a comic’s clean set, the show is
called Corporate Cruise Cut. Comics are asked to only perform material that is appropriate
at a corporate function, or for families on a Cruise ship.
What was the first sentence out of the mouth of
the first comic I introduced at the first show?
"Are you F**king kidding me?" bla bla bla
bla bla
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